Thursday, April 8, 2010

Breaking News


It was inevitable. From America's Finest News Source:

WASHINGTON—Citing a mutually shared vision of health care in America, congressional Republicans and the deadly bone-marrow cancer leukemia announced a joint effort Wednesday to repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, the historic new bill that extends health benefits to 32 million Americans nationwide.

"Republicans have no greater ally in this fight than leukemia," said Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), who was flanked by Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH), and the abnormal increase in white blood cells. "Denying insurance to Americans with preexisting conditions and ensuring that low-income Americans stand no chance of receiving quality health care are just a few of the core beliefs that the GOP and leukemia share."

3 comments:

Frank Drackman said...

Leukemia's not a person, its a disease, it can't announce anything, or do anything except kill you or your pet kitty if your too cheap to get him/her vacinated...
And howcome they have a Vacine for Feline Leukemia but not Human Leukemia????? Man those Cats have some influence in DC!!!!!!
and what about if my Lawn/Pool/Guy/Maid/ get Leukemia??? They ain't gettin no stinkin Insurance, the President(Peace be upon Him) said so...
Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, if you can remember where you left your pipe,

Frank

Anonymous said...

But corporations are persons - with all the rights people have - including the right to be just as persistently stupid,inane and pointless the Drekman!

EugeneInSanDiego

Health Train Express said...

Frank is the eternal lurker.

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