Cutting Through The Crap

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Bible Study In A Nutshell


From The Onion:

God Almost Forgot To Kill Dave Elfman Of Boulder, CO Today

January 26, 2011 | ISSUE 47•04

BOULDER, CO—After a long day of hearing the prayers of His followers and controlling the seas and skies, God confirmed today He almost forgot to kill 43-year-old Boulder loan officer Dave Elfman, nearly derailing His plan for the universe. "It was on my to-do list, but I kept putting it off and putting it off," the Supreme Being said. "I got so tied up with the floods in Brazil that I nearly blanked on giving Dave a massive cerebral hemorrhage. Hold on a sec . . . there. Fixed." With that, order was restored and Dave Elfman instantly dropped dead in the middle of a knot-tying demonstration in front of his 10-year-old son's Boy Scout troop.

2 comments:

SeaSpray said...

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Anonymous said...

SSWoman, did you start to comment, as you said you would, about whether you thought Missus Palin was lying when She claimed that "We never intended for those X's (surveyor's marks?) on the map to look like crosshairs." Did you freeze up?

Come on now you can do it - give us a few hundred words, in your usual style, about Missus Plains violent rhetoric.

EugeneInSanDiego