Monday, October 1, 2012
When I read that Hugo Chavez has endorsed Barack Obama, I thought "This isn't a good thing."
Because here our president, my candidate, only gets the imprimatur of some South American Mexican guy; whereas when George Bush was running for reelection, he got Vladimir Putin and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. And at least one terrorist organization.
My next newspaper column: “Being president doesn’t change who you are. It reveals who you are.” (Michelle Obama.) The same can be sa...
Here comes my next newspaper column: Once upon a time, most Republican members and leaders had integrity. Believed in science. Consi...
My next newspaper column, sent in with too little time to address the latest mass murder. But Trump sent condolences, so it's all ok...
Tomorrow's newspaper column: Bullet points for Trumpists: · Trump said he’d protect Medicare and Medicaid. His budget cu...
What a great negotiator. What great deals he'll make. Asshole.