Wednesday, May 28, 2014
The following words of wisdom and/or wit are culled from a list sent by my friend Linda:
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
I don't want to become immortal through my work. I
want to become immortal through not dying.
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of
thinking we used when we created them.
When the white missionaries came to Hawaii they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the
population believes that professional wrestling is real....... but the moon landing was faked.
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million
dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
We are here on earth to do good unto others.
What the others are here for.......I have no idea.
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the
impersonators would be dead.
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
at May 28, 2014
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