Thursday, September 8, 2016
More Bullshit From The Most Fabulous Bullshitter Of All Time
Remember that secret, amazing, foolproof, beautiful plan to defeat ISIS? The one Donald J. Trump has been promising to reveal and enact once he takes office, the one he doesn't want known before that because someone might steal it? Remember how he's assured us he knows more about ISIS than "the generals?"
Yeah, well, turns out his secret plan is to ask for a plan. From "the generals." Smart. Because I guess no one has thought of asking for that yet. Because I guess until Donald Trump, they didn't even know what planning means.
I believed him, didn't you? So this is a little disappointing, fabulous foolproof-wise:
The wall, though. We'll definitely get the wall.
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