Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Writes Itself




If ever a photo demanded an endless string of captions, here it is.

For example:

"He has my balls in his hand and he's squeezing really hard."

Or:

"He's my bitch now." "Yes. Yes, I am."

Or:

"This is what revenge looks like." "My stomach hurts." 

Or....



9 comments:

Dr Strangelove said...

"Oh, Mitt, sure, sure, the nose ring is going to hurt, but not half as much as what comes after."

Or, only because the food bears a very slight resemblance:

"Whatsa matter, Mitt, ya don't like White Castles?!"

Or....

Smoothtooperate said...

"Mitt farted again"

James Prokop said...

"This is what a two-bit whore looks like."

or......

Sidney Schwab said...

"Can I leave now?"

Or...

"Got 'im right where I want him." "Please tell me this isn't happening."

Or...

"I can't look. Is he still smiling like that?"

Or...

Dr Strangelove said...

"You can put the gun away now, Bannon, we don't want to frighten poor Mitt."

Or....

Smoothtooperate said...

"I'll give you one guess who's under the table...Mitt"

or...

Professor Chaos said...

You ever see OZ, Mitt? You're Beecher, I'm Schillinger.

Professor Chaos said...

Mitt puts the lotion on Mitt's skin or else Mitt gets the hose again.

Anonymous said...

A lot of examples of locker room chatter here

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