tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4988839706387198339.post1503256008726425956..comments2024-03-17T12:51:46.412-07:00Comments on Cutting Through The Crap: Sex And The Single MindedSid Schwabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4988839706387198339.post-51553179102971766172012-03-08T03:46:30.542-08:002012-03-08T03:46:30.542-08:00Sid, come here, close.
("The Graduate" &...Sid, come here, close.<br />("The Graduate" "Plastics" whisper)<br />One Word<br />"LUBRICATION HELPS"<br />sorry, 2 words...<br />and can I be Frank?<br />I like Rick Santorum.<br />OK, I really just like his Wife, she looks like every Hospital HR Chief who's parking spot I parked in by accident, and had my car booted....<br />But I LOVE Contraception, I practice it myself (every night, yeah baby)Mrs. Drackman Practices it monthly(its called Late Luteal Phase Dysphoria) and I personally administer both daughters Medroxyprogesterone, cause (and you know I'm right)you can't trust those College Clinic Nurses/OB GYNs with your Daughter's Hor-Moans...<br />and that whole "Aspirin between the knees" thing doesn't work, I tried it one time, just got a bad backache...<br />And once a Month I grab a fistful of expired "YAZ" samples(the triphasic OCP, not the Baseball Player you probably are old enough to have seen play in Person*)drive down to one of the more "Diverse" areas of Atlanta ("The City Too Busy to Hate, Oh We would hate you, if we weren't so busy")and just leave em on one of the bus stop benches.<br />And when I drive by the next month, there gone, so someones not havin babies that month...<br />Where was I, oh yeah, my daughter's Hor-moans.<br />Most of my friends don't have any problems payin for Contraception.<br />Its the babys we don't wanta pay for.<br />I WANT ABORTION OOVERED!<br />Oh I'm sorry, "A Womans right to Chose (Abortion)"<br />as I'm sure you do to.<br />So High-5(thats where you hold you outstretched palm over your head and I...Oh you know what it is.<br /><br />Frank "snipped" Drackman<br /><br /><br />* I saw Yaz to, 1972, when I was 10, quite a year, saw Yaz AND Nixon in person, and surprisingly Yaz was more of a dick.Frank Drackmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846499693803159688noreply@blogger.com