tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4988839706387198339.post4613300959811682592..comments2024-03-17T12:51:46.412-07:00Comments on Cutting Through The Crap: SolutionSid Schwabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4988839706387198339.post-80859180339730136072010-09-23T03:36:37.182-07:002010-09-23T03:36:37.182-07:00What part of "Answer Yes or No" do you n...What part of "Answer Yes or No" do you not understand? <br />My favorite after a long convoluted question with multiple clauses and theoreticals was to ask the guy to repeat the question:)<br />OK, its cool, I understand the whole World Salad thing.<br /> "So Dr. Schwab, since 2006 have you been paying Taxes at the Clinton Rates you long to return to? And that means 15% instead of 10% on the first $43000 for a married couple filing jointly?"<br /> Its cool, I don't pay more than I have to either,<br /><br />Frank "I deduct Viagra as a business Expense" DrackmanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4988839706387198339.post-49250021814191525972010-09-22T09:02:12.862-07:002010-09-22T09:02:12.862-07:00An excellent question, your honor. Had you asked i...An excellent question, your honor. Had you asked it, say, four years ago, I'd have said, yessir, I did. It's when, like the rest of Americans, I was benefitting from the credit card Bush gave me, saying go ye and spend, and don't bother to read the fine print. I was, yessir, fat and happy.<br /><br />Then the piper asked to be paid, the markets crashed under the weight of poor policy, deficits (whats's that? Objection? I hear you: but HIS were unjustified and deadly. Obama's are the price to fix the carnage), and I lost half my savings in the market crash.<br /><br />So, your honor, my best and most honest answer is, with respect, they fucked me out of a comfortable retirement and left me spending most of my monthly money supporting my ivy-graduated kid while he's back in school, having lost his job during the Bush-caused crash. Fucked me royally, sir, and my family. On my honor.Sid Schwabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4988839706387198339.post-11243035768042958532010-09-22T03:17:01.600-07:002010-09-22T03:17:01.600-07:00Sid, Pretend your on the stand, under Oath, and wi...Sid, Pretend your on the stand, under Oath, and with your practice spanning 2 Milleniums and 6 decades, I know you've been there, I mean I have, and my practice only spans umm 4 decades.<br /><br />Dr. Schwab,<br /> "Did you benefit financially from the Bush Tax Cuts? Please answer yes or no"<br /> and may I remind you your under Oath.<br /><br />and its perfectly OK to take the 5th,<br /><br />Frank M.D. Wannabe ShysterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com