Friday, July 11, 2014
Never Mind, Say Cleveland Fans
LeBron "talents" James, shunning the spotlight, quietly announces he's returning to Cleveland. For the love of the game, presumably.
In response, Cleveland fans (fans of basketball, not of Cleveland qua Cleveland about which there was a joke contest, when I was in med school there, "first prize: a week in Cleveland; second prize: two weeks*) have said, "who, us?"
* Well, I was there when the Cuyahoga River caught fire. It's better now. Not a very high bar, though.
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