Saturday, June 6, 2015

Trump Card


So Donald Trump, the great patriot and humble man of hair knows just how to defeat ISIS. But he ain't telling:

Donald Trump totally knows how to defeat ISIS, but there’s no way he’s telling any of us what his plan is yet. Trump spoke with Fox’s Greta Van Susteren tonight and bemoaned how the U.S. has “totally messed up the balance in the Middle East.” He believes the U.S. has to do something to combat ISIS. 
Van Susteren asked him exactly what that would be. Trump said, “I do know what to do and I would know how to bring ISIS to the table or, beyond that, defeat ISIS very quickly.”
He then added, “And I’m not gonna tell you what it is tonight.”
It'd be worth having him run just to find out his plan. And if he insists he'll only reveal it if he wins, and, as is as certain as global climate change, he loses, it'll be interesting to see if he tells the next president. Of course, if he has a plan and is willing, for purposes of his ego, to let countless people die before telling the president, then he's even more of a narcissistic idiot than he seems to be.

Here's my guess: either he's bullshitting, or whatever it is he thinks he came up with is bogus. Just like the "amazing" stuff his investigators were finding in Hawaii about Obama's birth. Seems to have slipped his mind to reveal it.

There are actual human people in the US, so-called conservatives, Republicans, who fall for the man's bullshit and want him to run. Simply amazing.

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