"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it." Orwell
"Men are so simple of mind and so dominated by immediate needs that the deceitful man can easily find those ready to be deceived."
Machiavelli
"The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.." H.L. Mencken
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Hap -- penstance
For some reason I recalled this morning a little ditty from my past. Years ago a comedian (Joe E. Brown?)* was known for a bit where he'd say, "Hap.....py New Year," delaying that second syllable for several beats. My brother and I, nine months on either side of ten years old or so, found it pretty amusing. So we'd repeat it, prolonging the interval for many seconds, then minutes. Then for a few hours, when one of us, having banked a couple of "Hap"s for future use, would regale the other with a semi-unexpected "..py New Yearrrrr," laughing hysterically.
Ultimately, predictably, it became a matter of days, weeks, months. June or July, one of us would spring it on the other, hopefully in such an inappropriate situation that the recipient's laughter would bring severe admonition.
In that spirit, as this most awful of years, bundled with the most horrendous of presidential octades, comes, unmourned, to a blessed and very belated end, I say to everyone, heartfelt and full-throated:
HAP...
* Well, wouldn't you know it: my wife, who is a talented internet searcher, came up with the actual deal. Thus, I have modified this post to include the original source material.
.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Popular posts
-
My next newspaper column: “Being president doesn’t change who you are. It reveals who you are.” (Michelle Obama.) The same can be sa...
-
Here comes my next newspaper column: Once upon a time, most Republican members and leaders had integrity. Believed in science. Consi...
-
Tomorrow's newspaper column: Bullet points for Trumpists: · Trump said he’d protect Medicare and Medicaid. His budget cu...
-
Tomorrow's newspaper column , today: Kicking off a multi-million-dollar campaign to sell their cheaply-bought, self-enriching, midd...
-
My upcoming newspaper column: Wow. Is there any chance on God’s green earth or in the hot brimstone of Hell that a single Republica...

7 comments:
Hap....py (and healthy) New Year to you and yours!
py New Year to you to and your loved ones too! :)
Great story and memory! :)
Oh...now I have to wait till July.
You remind me of my grand husband and his 2 brothers. Will you boys EVER grow up? ;)
Hap... right back at ya'!
All the best to you and yours, Doc.
Wishing you and yours a happy, healthy, and prosperous New Year. Looking forward to your insightful commentary, too.
Godt
I'm sure I've heard that repeated somewhere. I can certainly hear myself having said it at some point. But the clip rings no bells at all. Funny how these 'memes' work.
Nytår!
Okay, my brain is coming up with Joyeux Noel, Bonne Anniversaire, but where the heck in it is the French version of Happy New Year? Have a good year in any language, and thank you for your blogs!
Post a Comment