It's been, what, 6000 years? Finally, God has come up with a new model.
According to the latest specs, etched in two tablets of stone and handed down from atop Mount Sinai, the new bird is anticipated by God to be His finest creation to date. Available in two colors-—male and female—the bird reportedly combines everything God has learned from His previous works into one "new twist on an old favorite."Wonder what got him thinking he needed to get back to work. I'm guessing it was watching Tom Delay on "Dancing With The Stars," or listening to Glenn Beck.
Once he gets that creation thing back up and running, let's hope he'll recall humans and come up with something a little less embarrassing.
(On the other hand, he did pretty well with this.)