Friday, March 8, 2013
Once Again, The Onion
Romney Blames Loss On Successfully Communicating His Message To Minorities
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It's true, right? In their whining tour of right-wing propaganda venues, Mitt and Ann blame everyone but their essential message for his loss. Fact is, the differences between Romney/Ryan's views and plans and those of Obama/Biden were crystal clear; and people made a choice.
Matter of fact, the choice people made was even clearer than results would suggest: because of gerrymandering, Rs were able to keep their House majority despite receiving 1.5 million fewer votes than D candidates across the nation. So do yourself and the rest of us a favor, Mitt and Ann. Go away. You're only embarrassing yourselves, and confirming the conclusions the majority of Americans made about you.
And I mean that in the nicest possible way.
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