It's called "Surgeon General," you fking idiot. And your party has blocked him forever, just for the fun of it (and for fear of the NRA, of course). (Oh, and by the way: have you forgotten your own criticism of Obama for appointing "czars," as if it's some sort of evil plot? Of course you have, you trichobezoar, you.)
The only thing more stupid than John McCain nowadays is the fact that "news" shows keep trotting him out every Sunday like donation cards at a megachurch.
[If you need to torture yourself, the video from which I took the above screen shot is here.]
