So non-white births have finally exceeded those of whites in the US. As the implications sink in, we can expect a few things:
- White sheet sales will go up, which could be good for the economy.
- "Stand Your Ground Laws" will be hastily enacted everywhere, before it's too late.
- Militias will grow like weeds, and meta-swastika designers will be in high demand.
- Superpacs will run ads with Obama's skin darkened, and fear will be mongered at even higher volume.
- Imprecations of white aggrievement and victimhood will be shouted by the RWS™, the AFYP™, and will be seen on Fox "news" as frequently as commercials for gold scams.
- "Love it or leave it" will take on a very different meaning, possibly with "...oops" added.
- There will not be enough proton-pump inhibitors to soothe the rage, and ulcer surgery, nearly extinct, will see a resurgence, especially below the Mason-Dixon line. (I'll keep an eye on it: it's a living.)
- Teabaggers will show up at polling places like crabs at a flophouse.
- AGIUTK is buying more ammo.
What's less certain, but I'm thinking it's coming, is a major right-wing re-think regarding contraception and abortion. Selectivity and facileness with regards to biblical stipulation is already a well-practiced characteristic, after all; and as illegal immigration is now a net zero, what other options do they have? Legal ones, I mean, the turning to which would be a last resort under the circumstances.
