Ahh Sid, you suffer from that common Melody... "ThinkingthatanythingsaidwithanEnglishaccentissmart-osis" and I used to think so to, until this 8th grade Science teacher said that you couldn't light farts, when I knew that to be patently false. I'd seen farts lighted, I'd lighted farts myself, I'd lighted my own farts, MR. MODERATOR, I PAID TO LIGHT MY OWN FARTS! That was a Ronald Reagan reference... and its snowing in Alabama. In November. For the first time in 61 years. I know, Global Warming.
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Ahh Sid, you suffer from that common Melody...
"ThinkingthatanythingsaidwithanEnglishaccentissmart-osis"
and I used to think so to, until this 8th grade Science teacher said that you couldn't light farts, when I knew that to be patently false. I'd seen farts lighted, I'd lighted farts myself, I'd lighted my own farts,
MR. MODERATOR, I PAID TO LIGHT MY OWN FARTS!
That was a Ronald Reagan reference...
and its snowing in Alabama.
In November.
For the first time in 61 years.
I know, Global Warming.
Frank
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