Cutting Through The Crap

Friday, October 5, 2012

But You Can't Be Alive: I Killed You!!



So jobs and employment numbers came out and were a little better than expected. Naturally, RWS™ and teabaggRs have an explanation: it's a conspiracy. The Kenyan Muslim Nazi Socialist America-hater cooked the books.

Because, hey: we've done everything we could think of to sabotage the recovery exactly to prevent these sorts of numbers before the election. So it's impossible. As coordinated and relentless and unanimous as our efforts were, there's no way we could have failed. "How can you still be alive," he blurted, astonished. "I wired a bomb to the starter of your car."

To which I say: think how much better we'd be doing as a country if the R party had pitched in for the, you know, good of the country they, you know, say they love. To the extent that the economy is recovering -- and it is, if too slowly -- it's entirely in spite of the Republican party's efforts to kill it. They get no credit, and deserve none. And, to the extent that they've made it explicitly clear that they had no intention of helping Obama in any way -- and didn't!! -- don't they deserve all of the blame for how slow it's been?

Horrible people. I'll say it again.

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3 comments:

Frank Drackman said...

Sid, Sid, Sid, Sid, Sid, Sid, Sid, Sid, Sid, Sid, Sid, Sid, Sid, Sid,
Oops, sorry,just using as many "Sid"s as the Braves won straight Division Championships, oops left one out.
Sid.
You know as well as Me, I mean I, that the only reason the unemployment rate dropped is hundreds of thousands quit looking for work, and those Egghead Economists don't count my Bosnian Maid/Equadoran Landscaper/Honduran Pool Guy/French Tutor(Ooh La La!)who are legally in this country, as far as I know.
In fact, it's been the most sucessful part of EICOTUS's economic program.
And most of the "new" jobs are those parttime Taco Stand gigs your kind has such disdain for, overlooking the skill/training that goes into making a Fish Taco thats not downright disgusting.
Its like drawing that post op hemoglobin from the same arm the transfusion's goin in(been there, done that)
Face it, Sid, Your boy's been shown to have no clothes, can't wait till next week when that Genius Biden tries to pull His nuts out of the fire...

Frank "I paid someone to build that" Drackman

Sid Schwab said...

Read this, Frank.

Frank Drackman said...

Umm, Sid, call the Namenda Man,man I think they Deliver...

"In fact a key reason for the drop in the unemployment rate is the increase in parttime workers"

or something like that, I got Football/Baseball/Porn to watch...

Frank "full Time-part time" Drackman