Cutting Through The Crap

Saturday, May 21, 2011

By The Time You Read This...





Tonight's the night. I'll be heading to my neighbor's garage and taking his Escalade.

I'll keep blogging as long as I can, but the clientele will be less interesting. At least one semi-regular won't be with us. Or, maybe, there'll be wi-fi in heaven -- I'm sure a few evangelicals are geeks, can get e(and we'll know what the e stands for)mail up and running.

I guess I'll leave a note in the neighbor's garage in case he was just out for a walk. It's the Christian thing to do.

Oh, and this guy has some helpful advice. He may have given it more thought than I have:




4 comments:

JB said...

Difficult to find an internet site up here in heaven, but cloud #4,444,976 has one, but the line was an hour long. Last night an influx of rapture folks came in, and accomodations in the mansions were stretched thin. I have wings now, but have been afraid to fly the first time, and they make it tough to sit in a chair. None of my old friends are here, my wife didn't make it and none of my kids got to go, so it is darned lonely. I envy Dr. Schwab in his sinful condition, because he got to stay back, watch the NBA finals and drink gin. (This place is alcohol and smoke-free) Words to the wise down there: Sin a couple times today for safety...you can always make it up down the linel

Sid Schwab said...

Alcohol and smoke free! Sounds like a bunch of San Franciscans and New Yorkers got there before you and bent The Man's ear. Whodda thunk it? Pat Robertson would be sorely disappointed; but I'm thinking he's headed in another direction.

SeaSpray said...

I KNEW this was too good for you to pass up.

The little critters are hilarious and adorable.

As previously stated lower down in posts ...I'll be back... because i too can't let this go. :)

SeaSpray said...

PS - Gin? See my current post.

It seems we may have something in common after all. :)