Tuesday, August 6, 2013
What Might Have Been
The paper for which I write my weekly column was, until only a couple of months ago, owned by The Washington Post. Geez. I might have had free shipping for life.
According to my op-ed editor, the meme going around the newsroom is "Based on your recent purchases, Jeff Bezos, you might also be interested in: The Los Angeles Times, The Chicago Sun-Times..."
My next newspaper column: “Being president doesn’t change who you are. It reveals who you are.” (Michelle Obama.) The same can be sa...
Here comes my next newspaper column: Once upon a time, most Republican members and leaders had integrity. Believed in science. Consi...
My next newspaper column, sent in with too little time to address the latest mass murder. But Trump sent condolences, so it's all ok...
Tomorrow's newspaper column: Bullet points for Trumpists: · Trump said he’d protect Medicare and Medicaid. His budget cu...
What a great negotiator. What great deals he'll make. Asshole.