Yet another scandal rips through D.C. like a ripsaw ripping through D.C.; and the plucky reporters that cover it do so with their usual bravery and commitment to informing our citizens. Prepare to be scandalized like citizens reading about scandals:
There’s a brand new adorable member of the First Family, everyone, and if you read the Washington Post or the Huffington Post or Buzzfeed or whatever you’ll probably see all kinds of listicles and memes about how cute it is.
It’s a dog named “Sunny.” Apparently it’s a girl and it was born in 2012 in Michigan, where the unemployment rate was 8.8 percent last month.
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With the addition of Sunny, the Obamas now have two black Portuguese water dogs.
The Obamas do not have any white dogs.
This hard-hitting journalism comes from the brainspawn of Tucker Carlson, whose self-importance is exceeded only by his fame for being the recipient of this.
Really, does anyone still think there are serious journalists or thinkers within the right-wing media?
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