Because I'm sure I have the ears (or eyes) of Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan, I've written a simple and easily memorizable statement for them to make together:
Mr. President, it's time for you to resign your office with "dignity" or be removed in disgrace. Your choice.There. Wasn't that easy? (They can use air quotes for "dignity," or not.)
And, no, the departure of Steve Bannon doesn't suffice. Especially since the White House statement, as delivered by Sarah "Going to hell for sure" Huckabee "And not coming back, ever" Sanders, tried to pretend Trump wasn't involved. To, you know, keep the racists happy.