Monday, April 20, 2009
On The Other Hand...
If Obama occasionally disappoints, this guy is simply stunning. And he's the friggin' LEADER OF CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS!!!!
First of all, as most people know, cows don't respire out their asses. It's methane, Mr Leader.
Second, to say carbon dioxide can't be harmful because we exhale it is like saying water can't drown people because we drink it.
Also, Mr Bo(eh)ner, you might want to look up the meaning of "carcinogen."
As I said earlier, I have to reconcile myself to the fact that there will always be thirty-percenters out there. But it's sort of hard to take when they're the ones floating at the top of the Republican party.
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