If ever a photo demanded an endless string of captions, here it is.
For example:
"He has my balls in his hand and he's squeezing really hard."
Or:
"He's my bitch now." "Yes. Yes, I am."
Or:
"This is what revenge looks like." "My stomach hurts."
Or....
"Oh, Mitt, sure, sure, the nose ring is going to hurt, but not half as much as what comes after."
ReplyDeleteOr, only because the food bears a very slight resemblance:
"Whatsa matter, Mitt, ya don't like White Castles?!"
Or....
"Mitt farted again"
ReplyDelete"Can I leave now?"
ReplyDeleteOr...
"Got 'im right where I want him." "Please tell me this isn't happening."
Or...
"I can't look. Is he still smiling like that?"
Or...
"You can put the gun away now, Bannon, we don't want to frighten poor Mitt."
ReplyDeleteOr....
"I'll give you one guess who's under the table...Mitt"
ReplyDeleteor...
You ever see OZ, Mitt? You're Beecher, I'm Schillinger.
ReplyDeleteMitt puts the lotion on Mitt's skin or else Mitt gets the hose again.
ReplyDeleteA lot of examples of locker room chatter here
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