Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Writes Itself




If ever a photo demanded an endless string of captions, here it is.

For example:

"He has my balls in his hand and he's squeezing really hard."

Or:

"He's my bitch now." "Yes. Yes, I am."

Or:

"This is what revenge looks like." "My stomach hurts." 

 Or....



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8 comments:

  1. Dr StrangeloveNovember 30, 2016 at 1:50 PM

    "Oh, Mitt, sure, sure, the nose ring is going to hurt, but not half as much as what comes after."

    Or, only because the food bears a very slight resemblance:

    "Whatsa matter, Mitt, ya don't like White Castles?!"

    Or....

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  2. SmoothtooperateNovember 30, 2016 at 3:45 PM

    "Mitt farted again"

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  3. Sid SchwabNovember 30, 2016 at 6:17 PM

    "Can I leave now?"

    Or...

    "Got 'im right where I want him." "Please tell me this isn't happening."

    Or...

    "I can't look. Is he still smiling like that?"

    Or...

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  4. Dr StrangeloveNovember 30, 2016 at 6:43 PM

    "You can put the gun away now, Bannon, we don't want to frighten poor Mitt."

    Or....

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  5. SmoothtooperateDecember 1, 2016 at 6:46 AM

    "I'll give you one guess who's under the table...Mitt"

    or...

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  6. Professor ChaosDecember 1, 2016 at 9:02 AM

    You ever see OZ, Mitt? You're Beecher, I'm Schillinger.

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  7. Professor ChaosDecember 1, 2016 at 9:03 AM

    Mitt puts the lotion on Mitt's skin or else Mitt gets the hose again.

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  8. AnonymousDecember 1, 2016 at 1:36 PM

    A lot of examples of locker room chatter here

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