Tuesday, March 1, 2011

It Begins


It was inevitable, just as the RWS™ warned. With the end of DOMA, the last and best protection of opposite marriage, the predicable destruction has commenced:

Reports continue to pour in from around the nation today of helpless Americans being forcibly taken from their marital unions after President Obama dropped the Defense of Marriage Act earlier this week, leaving the institution completely vulnerable to roving bands of homosexuals. "It was just awful—they smashed through our living room window, one of them said 'I've had my eye on you, Roger,' and then they dragged my husband off kicking and screaming," ... "Oh dear God, why did they remove the protection provided by this vital piece of legislation? My children! What will I tell my children?" A video communique was sent to the media late yesterday from what appears to be the as-yet unidentified leader of the gay marauders, who, adorned in terrifying warpaint, announced "Richard Dickson of Ames, Iowa. We're coming for you next. Put on something nice."

I don't know about you, but I'm not giving them the satisfaction. I'm getting divorced: that'll show the fey sons of bitches.

1 comment:

Pieter B said...

Ed Brayton this morning put up a quote from the guanophrenic Alan Keyes: "The DOMA simply makes more explicit the government's obligation to secure the Creator-endowed unalienable rights of the natural family. This obligation precludes government from fabricating other rights that impair them. In this respect, granting homosexuals the right to marry is like granting plantation owners the right to own slaves."

No, fecabrain, the Old Testament granted people the "right" to own slaves, and there's nothing in the New to indicate God's thinking on the matter ever changed.

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