To the surprise of no one, Glenn Beck thinks the earthquake is a message from god. (Where's Pat Robertson when we need him?) While saying he's not saying that. Or something. And what a message it is, clear as a bolt of lightning, writ upon the heavens:
..."there's a message being sent. And that is, 'Hey, you know that stuff we're doing? Not really working out real well. Maybe we should stop doing some of it.' I'm just saying."
"That stuff." "Stop doing some of it." Boy, the guy has a way with words.