Monday, March 9, 2015

The Final Solution


Finally a right-wing nutjob has coughed up a plan I can support unreservedly:
On Thursday, End Times broadcaster Rick Wiles invited John Price, a onetime failed Republican Senate candidate from Indiana, author of “The End of America,” to discuss his decision to move to Costa Rica three years ago in order to follow God’s call to “flee from the daughter of Babylon and not stay and participant in her sins and not be around when the nation is destroyed.” 
Price told Wiles that other Americans should consider leaving the U.S., which he said is “truly is the daughter of Babylon” as a result of the upcoming Supreme Court ruling on same-sex marriage.
Brilliant. I hope he sets up a crowd-source funding site. I'd chip in for sure. Load 'em up, head 'em out. And watch the average IQ of the country skyrocket, its willingness to plan for the future (and pay for it), its commitment to finding real-world solutions to earthly problems, return to that golden era when America stood for pitching in, for innovation and invention.

It's a twofer, really: we get rid of the bigoted, frightened, and selfish Bible-thumpers, and the nation is saved from being destroyed from within. For exactly the opposite reason the man suggests.

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2 comments:

Ray said...

I am all for this idea! I have been advocating for years for ALL of the TP/GOP to love America or leave it! I have suggested going to mother Russia since most of them seem to love Putin. But any other country will do go fast ALL of you TP/GOP members hurry before all the good places are gone.

Smoothtooperate said...

"Load 'em up, head 'em out. And watch the average IQ of the country skyrocket,.."

That's hilarious, and true.

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