Some headlines today:
Monday, February 8, 2010
Some headlines today:
GOP Cool To Obama Call For Two-Party Health Care Talks
Jobs Bill Stalled in Senate
Cantor: Dems Must Embrace GOP Health Bill
Birtherism, Homophobia, Racial Paranoia At Tea Party Confab
So, yeah, I'm ready. Let's vote the f*ckers in, all of 'em. Let's give them the House, the Senate, and, as soon as possible, the White House. Give it to Sarah Palin. Let's make the sons and daughters of bitches have to take responsibility instead of just pissing in the pool. See if they can come up with ideas, find out if they can govern any better than the last time they had it all (which, as some may remember, was only a couple of years ago. Tax cuts and deregulation, I believe it was. And unpaid wars.)
Sarah wowed them when she read her own palm and came up with tax cuts. She called for spending cuts and, as usual, made no mention of where. Once again revealing her impressive knowledge of the Constitution, she's up for another preemptive invasion. She suggested, to cheers, that we need to get God calling the shots again. (Hey, I thought he was! George said God told him to invade Iraq. And, as we know, he also wiped out New Orleans and Haiti. Can't get much involveder than that. I'd say we need to tell him to sit it out for a while. But that's just me, I guess.)
There are only two problems with this plan: 1) we don't have time for the experiment before we fail irrevocably and 2) the pleasure of seeing the proof of their emptiness and hypocrisy will be like the engraving on the tombstone.
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