Cutting Through The Crap

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Sad News On Christmas



I'm sorry to pass on sad news on this holy day, but I thought it was important:

WASILLA (The Borowitz Report) – The Tea Party’s plans for a first annual Tea Party Christmas Pageant have been cancelled at the last minute, an organizer of the pageant confirmed today.

“We couldn’t find three wise men,” Tea Party holiday coordinator Carol Foyler told reporters. “It’s too bad, because we had plenty of sheep.”

Ms. Foyler said that the Tea Party was hoping to replace its Christmas pageant, however, with an ambitious staging of the Book of Revelation.

“We already have Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Christine O’Donnell lined up,” she said. “One more Horseman and we’re good to go.”

8 comments:

Frank Drackman said...

Jeez Sid,
Whats next? Christopher Reeves Jokes? Well I beat ya to it, yesterday on my Blog.
The Late Gentleman and Grand Kleagle from West Vir-ginny Democrat Senator Robert KKK Bird (D, WVA)hasn't even been dead 6 months yet...cause I think thats him in the middle, or maybe on the left, or on the right, hard to tell with those Klan-ers, they all look the same, just like Asians...
Let me guess, you didn't Box much growing up? Cause you constantly leave your backside more wide open to counterpunches than Barney Frank tieing his sneakers in the Congressional Gymnasium Locker Room...
I know, its those years of Operating when everyone had to shut up when the Surgeon said so, where if you try that stuff now a days, I just say the "Line Isolation Monitor" is on the fritz and cancel your add on...
Seriously, did you know there WAS a "Line Isolation Monitor"?
Well even if you did, I'll just say the patient ate, or needs an echo, or something you can't get until the next shift:)
And if someone ever asks "Who's the only Senator who voted against BOTH African-American Surpreme Court Nominees?" Umm OK, its a little redundant at this point...

Frank "I'm in a bad mood cause I'm getting paid $200/hr to watch TV" Drackman

Sid Schwab said...

Focus on the doughnut, Frankie, not the hole.

Pieter B said...

I hear that despite abstinence-only sex-ed, they had a hard time finding a virgin, too.

Sid Schwab said...

Yes.

Frank Drackman said...

The KKK was looking for virgins????
OK, I went to an intergrated Southern Pubic School, but even I know that one ain't right.

Frank "Gotta autographed photo of Clarence Thomas on my Mantel" Drackman

OK, I don't but it'd sure be cool if I did...

Frank Drackman said...

Oh Wow Funnn-eeeeeeeeee
Make fun of the Virgin Mary's Virgin-ness.
Don't pick on the guy who's supposedy the Son-of-God but settles on magic tricks and bad stories instead of smiting the Romans with his Roman-Smiting-Hand.
And what was the whole deal with not letting Mary touch him after he supposedly rose from the dead, who is He, Howard Hughes?
Good thing the Jesus-Freaks have a sense of humor, try joking about Moe-hammed's Homosexuality in Islamabad and see what happens, you'll have more smelly arabs with BO lined up yelling than the Cab Line at Reagan National Airport...
and Virginity's not so rare, I know for a fact both of my daughters are Virgins.
Well at least the older one, cause her little sisters a snitch, and would have told me already.
In fact, its the opposite, they insult each other for BEING Virgins.
and the Depo-Provera makes it a moot point, but I'm still holdin out hope they turn out Lesbo, cause I'm not really into the whole Grandchildren thang...

Frank

Sid Schwab said...

Okay, okay: I changed the title picture from 3 Klansmen to a more appropriate one. I mention this in case someone reads the comments and wonders WTF.

Frank Drackman said...

Ahh Sid, bowing to the PC Police, at least your KKK pic actually made sense.
But be-smirching the memory of 3 of the greatest Mossad Double-Ought Assassins of all time(4 if you count Shemp)??????????
Larry, Moe and Curley did more to de-moralize the Nazis/Japs than...
thought I had an example there but I didnt.

Frank "Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck" Drackman